Party ferry 2

ok take 2, we get on the ferry and get to our cabin which this timw is shared, there\s a respectable old man in there watching tv so we dump our stuff and take our 2.75% Koppenburg cider to teh viewing deck to have our last toast to sweden, eventually we get going, i take some snaps and it gets cols so we go inside. after having my dinner of cream cheese and lettuce sanwiches, i change some euros to get some EEK or estonian kroons (which have a 25 note!) so i could by a crate of beer and a jumbo bucket of peanuts so we can have a jam. whilst we're chillaxing having a beer, playing cards we realise there are a lot of young people on the boat, i dont mean cool young i mean too young. after w while 3 girls stop and say 'heeeeey' and i'm like 'alright?' as monotone as poss. after talking to them for about 20 seconds i realise that they are members of the school group that slowed down the bus to the boat (remember them readers..?). well anyway we got rid of them and then carried on playing. after a while we went and tried to chat up the photo girls asked to look at our terrible pictures and then got to talking about where we're going what we're doing etc, after a while they looked bored and when one of them started mocking our tase in music we decided it was time to go back to the beer and peanuts. on returning from the toilet one time i relised that the 3 school girls that had started talking to us earlier had started to terrorise pierre. they started asking us where we were going to party tonight, not the old persons (30 year olds) night club but the sportrs bar where they play house, ok - how old are you, 19, no, 17, no, 16, she is 15, woah ok stay away. the brown one of the group (fake tan, not african) was saying how much the blonde one liked me and she obviously had the hots for pierre, i mean she was all over him. after we got rid of them again pierre told me she bit him, and not even in a sensual way just a pure bite to the neck. some lebonese guy came and sat with us but didnt talk, just used his laptop and then again on returning from teh toilet there was some huge swede who when i sat down said 'ok, well i know he is gay' erm no. after finishing our nuts and getting 5/6ths through the crate we hit the club which was painfully full of 15/16 year olds. the music was good but you felt like you were in a school disco so we had to leave. on the way out the same big swedish guy started wrestling me! i'm not entirely sure why or how it started but at one point i got bored so i let him go and he kept going, then on the way back to teh cabin the lebanese guy asked me if i could take one of his bags off the boat for him... erm no thanks. we giot back to our cabin which stank due to some smelly estonian man, who in the morning decided to strip for the shower outside giving us nowhere to look and also revealing that he was going commando,

what a party...!